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[caddyman]

It’s the worst of all worlds.

I have a zit on my nose; it’s ripe enough to be sore, obvious and luminescent. It’s too deep for a satisfying explosion.

Still, pimples on the neb at my age, eh?

So. When does puberty finish?

Comments

[pauln.livejournal.com]

When they put you in the box and dispose of you...

[snorkel-maiden.livejournal.com]

Try a dab of toothpaste on it last thing at night before you sleep. It'll make you look like a fool but might also get rid of the zit!

[romney.livejournal.com]

Get the Good Dr Furtle to excavate it with her field-kit, digging away with trowel and pointy-proby things until the Artifact is uncovered.

[ellefurtle.livejournal.com]

I'll fetch my equipment....

[ellefurtle.livejournal.com]

It'll give me a laugh too!

[immerwahr.livejournal.com]

For you, Tommy, ze puberty is NEVER over!!!!

[ladkyis.livejournal.com]

OMG I love you guys! I was feeling so down in the dumps and you made me laugh out loud. Thank you so much - toothpaste eh?

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

*looks furtive*

C'mere.. *whispers* I don't know if Tez meant it as a joke, but I tried it and it seems to have worked. There's odd green blobs on the pillow though, now. Probably best to use white toothpaste...