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[caddyman]

ellefurtle downloaded the light sabre app for her iPhone.

Well, I couldn't let that go unchallenged, could I? So I downloaded it too. I have edited it slightly: I have a beige light sabre and my Jedi name is Chuff Bongo. It must be true; it's on my iPhone.

That is all.