Creaky wuss

[caddyman]

Arche de Triomphe!

For the past couple of days my right shoulder, upper arm and associated neck muscles have ached. Crickey neck style achy. I reckon I must have slept for a period at a funny angle with my right arm stuck out of the duvet where it got cold.

Do not like.

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[ellefurtle.livejournal.com]

Dear Dr Fencingsculptor,

What can I do for what I think is a bad case of sputtering wurgles? My friends say I should have it cut off, but surely there is another way?

Yours in discomfort,

F. Urtle

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

Sputtering wurgles ? Hmmm
Firstly may I commend you for not being bashful about the present nature of your wurgles. Very brave of you, have a lollipop !

‘Sputtering’ Wurgles are the advanced form of ‘seeping’ wurgles. No one wants to be caught in the eye by sputtering wurgle ooze, so the first thing to do is cover the wurgle in a breathable gauze or bandage.

Take a broad-spectrum antibiotic and the ‘sputtering’ should cease within 24-48 hours.

Then apply an antiseptic to the wurgles and they should clear up in no time.

NEXT !