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caddymanAfter years of wondering whether or not HR truly exist, or whether they might not instead be a modern urban myth, we have been informed that they are moving to Liverpool at the beginning of March to form some kind of ‘unified’ function known as the One HR Service Centre.
So they have changed from being a unit that we couldn’t find because no one was sure they existed or where they were, to being a unit that we can’t find because they are over 200 miles away.
We still don’t know what they do precisely, but they might benefit from a suitable motto:
One HR to recruit them all,
One HR to find them,
One HR to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mersey where the Scousers lie.
It will be a matter of but a few days before they are all called “Terry” and pulling permanent sickies.
So they have changed from being a unit that we couldn’t find because no one was sure they existed or where they were, to being a unit that we can’t find because they are over 200 miles away.
We still don’t know what they do precisely, but they might benefit from a suitable motto:
One HR to find them,
One HR to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mersey where the Scousers lie.
It will be a matter of but a few days before they are all called “Terry” and pulling permanent sickies.