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caddymanI was noodling about on the web last night, looking for something else on the Internet Movie Database, when I happened upon this little nugget, due to be released on 25 June and hit the bargain bins by lunchtime:
It’s not as you might imagine, produced by The Asylum, but like Hammer before them, they have clearly spawned imitators. The movie has been produced for SyFy in the US and I am hopeful that it will be a worthy addition to the schlock-shark genre pioneered by Jaws 3 and 4, then taken to another level by Deep Blue Sea and then perfected by Sharktopus and Mega Shark v Giant Octopus.
As it stars Kristy Swanson, I wonder what the odds are that it will bomb (high) and then lead to a successful TV series (low)..?
It’s not as you might imagine, produced by The Asylum, but like Hammer before them, they have clearly spawned imitators. The movie has been produced for SyFy in the US and I am hopeful that it will be a worthy addition to the schlock-shark genre pioneered by Jaws 3 and 4, then taken to another level by Deep Blue Sea and then perfected by Sharktopus and Mega Shark v Giant Octopus.
As it stars Kristy Swanson, I wonder what the odds are that it will bomb (high) and then lead to a successful TV series (low)..?
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Date: 2011-06-20 11:12 am (UTC)Animal sidekicks !
Chinese pirates !
Treat Williams playing a thinly veiled Howard Hughes and chewing the walls !
An all female sir circus !
Said Air Circus in their 1930's undies and flying helmets !
The best intro exposition in a film ever !
Pat McGoohan in one of his later roles as a ghost !
A GIANT CAVE SHAPED LIKE A SKULL !
I mean, what's not to like ? OK there are no Nazis or dinosaurs but you can't have everything...
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Date: 2011-06-20 01:13 pm (UTC)(with apologies to Band of Brothers)
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Date: 2011-06-20 02:25 pm (UTC)Also credit must be give to Billy Zane for having the guts to wear an all over purple spandexleotard apparently without resorting to under suit muscle padding to fill it out.
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