Argh. Spam

[caddyman]

I have decided that I have to bring forward my plans for world domination.

And the first against the wall once I am in control will be absolutely anybody I suspect of being responsible, even indirectly, for the mountains of spam I keep receiving.

Especially the perverts who want to email me a bigger willy.

Update 20 seconds after posting

Now, God help me, I am receiving spam by ICQ!

Comments

[pax-draconis.livejournal.com]

What you need, mate, is a virtual axe. A few minutes of bloody mayhem and the spam-merchants will never bother you again.

Seriously, if it's getting beyond a joke, contact your ISP.

Hmm...

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I know nothing of this virtual axe of which you speak...

I shall, however, investigate.

Thanks for the tip.