Dismal stuff

Tuesday, September 16th, 2003 02:07 pm
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Now this is a bit rum and potentially worrying - or would be if it wasn't crap. [livejournal.com profile] serratia posted this up on her journal and so, being the sheep I am, I couldn't resist.

Apparently my writing style is only 54% male; maybe I should use words like 'phwoar', 'knockers' and 'chuff' more often.

It appears that [livejournal.com profile] serratia's style is more masculine than mine and also her hubby's.

God knows who writes these algorithms.

Anyway, in the spirit of investigation, I typed in one of my female friend's user name into the thing and she came out 67% male, which proves that the whole thing is tosh. Because I am a gentleman (and I've just looked inside my shirt to check), I refuse to name names.

My journal says I'm 56% masculine.
What does your LJ writing style say about your gender?
LJ Gender Tool by [livejournal.com profile] hutta


update

It seems that the mere act of writing 'phwoar', 'knockers' and 'chuff' has added a couple of percentage points to my masculinity. Expect to see more such references, and fewer to pink pinafores as I assert my blokedom.

(no subject)

Date: 2003-09-16 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com
well, mine came up as 67% male too - if it wasn't mine you put in to start with.

That's all bollocks innit.
;)

(no subject)

Date: 2003-09-16 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
You do realise that that bollocks has probably just pushed you a couple of points in the wrong direction?

But yes, it is bollocks.

(no subject)

Date: 2003-09-16 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com
that was kind of the point, in a self deprecating kind of accepting that I might perhaps write like a bloke - if you subscribe to the whole gentler sex thing...

(no subject)

Date: 2003-09-16 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com
As an experiment try using "fanny" as a swearword for a while...

(no subject)

Date: 2003-09-16 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
I say.

Anyway, it probably won't work. It means something quite different to our American chums so wouldn't have the required effect. And I'm dashed if I'm writing any really naughty words.

Re: ermm...

Date: 2003-09-16 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
Qué? You've lost me, Squire.

Re: ermm...

Date: 2003-09-16 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ijsian.livejournal.com
I lost me too...AHHHHH **bounces around, narowly missing the delete entry button**

Re: ermm...

Date: 2003-09-16 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
Sit down, take deep breaths, and cut down on the caffeine.

No, honestly. ;-)

Re: ermm...

Date: 2003-09-16 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ijsian.livejournal.com
Actually, for me it's have caffeine...works backwards cause I'm crazy like that...or something...I think I'll go make me some tea though, less work

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