Is it a joke...

[caddyman]

...or am I delirious?

You decide.


Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day.

The agent says: "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early, You'll have to be there for 10-ish".

Sean furrows his brow and replies "Tennish? but I don't even have a racket."

Boom-Tish

Comments

[crazedgiggles.livejournal.com]

heh heh.. that's a good one.

then again, I'm hopped up on painkillers

[serratia.livejournal.com]

OMG, that accent has driven me crazy (and not in a good way) for as long as I can remember. Lately, in the voiceover he does for the Level 3 Communications TV ad, he has hit an all new low... "Why do our cushtomersh exshpect sho musch from ush? Because their cushtomersh exshpect sho musch from them!"

Arrrggghhhh!! And women think that's sexy? Gawd, take the marbles outta your mouth, buddy. Then we'll talk.

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

You are clearly delirious.
For that is clearly not a joke.
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
I blame the vitamin C.

[sea-strands.livejournal.com]

Oh my ........... what's worse is that I actually giggled. I should have seen it coming but I didn't * bangs head on desk*

[binidj.livejournal.com]

Good gods! Even reading a lame-ass joke like that leaves me weak at the knees! I have it bad.