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[caddyman]

Why think for yourself? Plagiarize, I say.

Stolen from any number of people on my friends list. Who am I to buck a trend?

If you know me as x, you are y:

Bryan: Mum on a bad day, person at work;

Mr. Lea: Generally a complete stranger, but especially an Aussie married to a Swede, and mother of a hobbit; also Mr. Wren, but only when using an Agent Smith voice;

Sir Bryan: Someone who believes my self aggrandizing drivel; a small number of long time colleagues/friends: Shivette, Cliffy, Andy;

Caddyman: You probably only know me through this LJ or have met me at an NWO event and can't remember my real name;

Erastothenes: You recall me as the mad praeco but as nothing else;

Leafy: You were a mate at school;

Lea: A school master or schoolmate (as opposed to mate at school);

Beefy/Batty: My Sister's revenge for calling her Booboo (it was her fault - she was little, pink and followed me around for years);

Uncle Bry: One of two nieces, one nephew and a number of friends' kids;

Enrico Cadillac: the online tag from which caddyman is derived; you know me as a disreputable haunter of dubious message boards (reformed);

Bry: Family on a good day; most of my proper friends unless noted above.

Big Bry: We went to Poly together - a differentiating appellation used when Little Bry was around.

"Colin-why-Bryan" My Nan, bless her, who always confused me with my Dad.

Lord Nautilus: Another nutter ex-colleague.

Sir: You are either selling something or are policeman young enough to be my son.

Comments

[thalinoviel.livejournal.com]

sooooooooo... Am I your mother, or am I someone at work?

News to me on either count, although frankly I prefer the idea of being someone from the office than being much older than I thought I was and having given birth without my knowledge.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I didn't realise that you were so formal.

Maybe I just menatlly edited out the -an at the end of my name?