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Thursday, October 7th, 2004 11:41 am
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I have just received an email from Misplays O Phenomenal.

Only last night I was wondering just how old Misplays was getting on, I haven't heard from him in an age.

We would spend hours back in my youth working out just the right weight to put on a stylus so that we could play all those warped LP records Misplays used to get from the charity shops. By and large cello-taping a two pence piece to the pickup arm would do the trick, but I do remember one particularly Himalayan record that needed an entire fifty pence piece to hold the stylus in the groove (and let's not forget that 50p coins were bigger back in the 1970s…).

How we laughed at the sight of the vinyl spiraling up behind the stylus in increasingly spring-like coils.

Why do spammers think anyone will read a message with a name like Misplays O Phenomenal?

Well... at least you're not receiving

Date: 2004-10-07 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysharros.livejournal.com
6 penile enhancement spams a day. Of course, if you're interested, I could always forward mine. Maybe we can swap - you send me the silicone ones, I'll send you the willy extenders. Guaranteed all natural or your money back, of course.

Thought I'd lurk onto your journal and wave hello. *waves hello*

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