Frightening the horses
Friday, July 29th, 2005 12:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caddymanCan we spell idiot, boys and girls?
I think we can, yes.
Having spelt1 the word, I can now define it: an idiot is someone who goes into the shower room, showers, and then discovers that he has left the towel outside. Luckily, this idiot has a toweline dressing gown (not as suave as a silk smoking jacket, dahlink, but mightily practical in the circumstances. And not a whiff of decadence), and was able to don that for the dash upstairs.
This is not recommended behaviour. It's too chilly for one, and soggy bathrobes bind in the most surprising of places. If you know what I mean...
1Yes folks, another hard verb - the second tonight. Spell checker be damned.
I think we can, yes.
Having spelt1 the word, I can now define it: an idiot is someone who goes into the shower room, showers, and then discovers that he has left the towel outside. Luckily, this idiot has a toweline dressing gown (not as suave as a silk smoking jacket, dahlink, but mightily practical in the circumstances. And not a whiff of decadence), and was able to don that for the dash upstairs.
This is not recommended behaviour. It's too chilly for one, and soggy bathrobes bind in the most surprising of places. If you know what I mean...
1Yes folks, another hard verb - the second tonight. Spell checker be damned.
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Date: 2005-07-29 09:31 am (UTC)