Frightening the horses

[caddyman]

Can we spell idiot, boys and girls?

I think we can, yes.

Having spelt¹ the word, I can now define it: an idiot is someone who goes into the shower room, showers, and then discovers that he has left the towel outside. Luckily, this idiot has a toweline dressing gown (not as suave as a silk smoking jacket, dahlink, but mightily practical in the circumstances. And not a whiff of decadence), and was able to don that for the dash upstairs.

This is not recommended behaviour. It's too chilly for one, and soggy bathrobes bind in the most surprising of places. If you know what I mean...


¹Yes folks, another hard verb - the second tonight. Spell checker be damned.

Comments

[binidj.livejournal.com]

Not saying nuffink, not a word. See? This is me not commenting.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I appreciate both your restraint, and the effort behind it, Sirrah.