Bollocks!

[caddyman]

Bloody typical, ain't it?

Spend days writing something, tinkering here, editing there. Expanding exposition, building character and such.

Then you send it off and when the formatted edit gets posted up to the writer archive, the first thing you notice is a bloody ambiguity in the wording that leads off in an unintended and wrong direction.

Buggery, buggery bollocks!