Starting early this year...

[caddyman]

It's only the end of April and the Athenaeum Club is already too hot. Oh, the Summer will be cruel. Cruel, I say, cruel.

At some point tomorrow on my day off taking a break from home working, I am going to systematically hit all the radiators with an adjustable spanner. I aim to hit them hard enough to leave them stunned and unable to parry until October, when they may continue with their hobby of pumping heat around the house.

Oh Carruthers, the drums...