Storm Warning

[caddyman]

I have received at this late hour, a phone call from a person who shall remain nameless (!) who has been out on the bottle with her friends. Since far too early o'clock.

I have moved all breakables to a safe location and battened down the hatches; sometime in the next hour or so, a very out of focus hurricane will be arriving in a cloud of wine-derived alcohol vapour.

I have the fear.