Eh?

[caddyman]

Where'd the weekend go?

I am sitting here, it's 8.15 and I'm smoking a gasper. The usual ritual of jaw-cracking yawns and tears on the cheeks continues.

This week I shall win the jackpot on the lottery and quit my job to live a life of mild-mannered and port-fuelled dissolution. I shall then employ someone to get up and yawn for me.

Ah, me.

Better get dressed.

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[queenortart.livejournal.com]

I was just saying the same myself. Someone stole it