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Thursday, June 8th, 2006 10:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caddymanVegetables are crunchy, green squeaky things that stick in your teeth and taste like poo.
Eating them pureed and boiled to death with lots of other flavours thrown in top is the only feasible way to consume them.
Except broccoli. Broccoli is the best vegetable on the planet and it has an IQ of 10, which is pretty good if you are a vegetable. Peas are nice, too. But they are stupid.
Don't get me started on the intellectual level of spuds; they ain't called 'humble' for nothing.
Eating them pureed and boiled to death with lots of other flavours thrown in top is the only feasible way to consume them.
Except broccoli. Broccoli is the best vegetable on the planet and it has an IQ of 10, which is pretty good if you are a vegetable. Peas are nice, too. But they are stupid.
Don't get me started on the intellectual level of spuds; they ain't called 'humble' for nothing.