Don't Panic, Mr Mainwaring!

[caddyman]

Never let it be said that newspapers in the UK, particularly London, are sensationalist, or indeed in any way alarmist.

That said, this was the headline on the Evening Standard billboards outside Victoria Station this evening:

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[binidj.livejournal.com]

I knew if I waited long enough I'd have beach-front property with a sea view.

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

Some Bloke on the typesetting desk of the Evening Standard has probably got two front pages prepared on perminant stand-by, "World Saved" the other "World Doomed".

[failing-angel.livejournal.com]

Have they gone on a rant about how it's all Ken's fault?
or that this is God's judgement on him?