caddyman | George RR Martin's final manuscript...

This emailed to me by a friend in Australia, where it is far, far, too late in the day for April Fool jokes. Posted here for the benefit of American and Canadian friends, where it is still morning.

Publisher's horror over the final manuscript in the Fire and Ice sequence.

"That bastard! That sick, heartless bastard!" declared a Bantam marketing director as he loaded bullets into a Lugar. "After all we've done for him, this is how he repays us? Do you know how much money we had to pay Time to call him 'the American Tolkien?'"

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Further ramblings of a self-made pauper

Unlike paper, it won't even make a decent palimpsest

George RR Martin's final manuscript...

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