Of Capons and proprietory rights

Yestereve, Sproat forsook his usual haunt, the Hang'd Man at Crushton, and spent the evening imbibing best bitter at the Startled Goose over in Little Wittering-in-the-Stubble, and swapping gossip with Belcher, valet and dog's body to Sir Melchett Hedges-Betts.

All is not well, it seems, over there.

( The saga continues... )

Marvellous.

Of Capons and proprietory rights

Yestereve, Sproat forsook his usual haunt, the Hang'd Man at Crushton, and spent the evening imbibing best bitter at the Startled Goose over in Little Wittering-in-the-Stubble, and swapping gossip with Belcher, valet and dog's body to Sir Melchett Hedges-Betts.

All is not well, it seems, over there.

( The saga continues... )

Marvellous.

Pointlessly vexed...

I am sitting here in an over hot office, red-eyed and staring. Twitching from coffee ingestion.

I fear, Gentle Reader, that I have over done it again, and that I shall belt off home in three hours or so like some demented, fat Billy Whizz. My coffee cup (journals passim) is mocking me.

I may be forced to replace it temporarily with my X-Files mug.

Anyway. I am vexed. For reasons I cannot explain, it popped into my head that Spider-Man should make a noise like tearing vecro every time he lifts his foot off the ground (or any surface, for that matter, but doesn't.

It should be impossible for him to sneak up on people.

I told you it was pointless.

Pointlessly vexed...

I am sitting here in an over hot office, red-eyed and staring. Twitching from coffee ingestion.

I fear, Gentle Reader, that I have over done it again, and that I shall belt off home in three hours or so like some demented, fat Billy Whizz. My coffee cup (journals passim) is mocking me.

I may be forced to replace it temporarily with my X-Files mug.

Anyway. I am vexed. For reasons I cannot explain, it popped into my head that Spider-Man should make a noise like tearing vecro every time he lifts his foot off the ground (or any surface, for that matter, but doesn't.

It should be impossible for him to sneak up on people.

I told you it was pointless.