Pointlessly vexed...

[caddyman]

I am sitting here in an over hot office, red-eyed and staring. Twitching from coffee ingestion.

I fear, Gentle Reader, that I have over done it again, and that I shall belt off home in three hours or so like some demented, fat Billy Whizz. My coffee cup (journals passim) is mocking me.

I may be forced to replace it temporarily with my X-Files mug.

Anyway. I am vexed. For reasons I cannot explain, it popped into my head that Spider-Man should make a noise like tearing vecro every time he lifts his foot off the ground (or any surface, for that matter, but doesn't.

It should be impossible for him to sneak up on people.

I told you it was pointless.

Comments

[pax-draconis.livejournal.com]

...too
...much
...coffee
...can't
...think

[westernind.livejournal.com]

Our network has gone down five times since midday.
Hence five cups of coffee.
Bad Thing.

I shall put you out of your misery

[forbinproject.livejournal.com]

Clearly spidaey has unconscious control over his micro-filaments, they smmothly retract into his skin when not required. After all, spiders can acrually walk around normally can't they?

Next?

Re: I shall put you out of your misery

[forbinproject.livejournal.com]

DOH! - Didn't read Jimfer's post. Wot he sed.

Re: I shall put you out of your misery

[westernind.livejournal.com]

are we having "fingers too big for the keyboard" problems this afternoon, dearest?

Plimsoll Line

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Still on my caffeine high (and drinking yet more of then stuff) I am beginning to feel like Bill Bailey in that episode of Black Books where he'd been lefty alone in a room with an espresso machine and the Complete Sweeny.

Anyhoo, I remain perplexed. Of all the things I've posted over the past month, it is a pointless muse over the sound Spider-Man's feet may or may not make that has generated the most interest!

We have learned something today, chaps. Something that all the quiz memes have failed to reveal: the precise intellectual level we are all working on.

Fabulous. ;-)

Re: Plimsoll Line

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I think it must be down to the fact that when I face north and stand on one leg I can pick up Radio Tirana on my fillings....