Argle

And Bank holiday dawns to find me up bright and early.

Yes, gentle reader, I have dragged myself from my pit at the time I would normally be kicking the alarm clock across the room and inventing curses.

Coffee brewed, I have laundry to do: I received a delegation from it in the early hours proposing a nuclear non-proliferation treaty. Always a bad sign.

And this afternoon?

The Play Off Finals.

I confidently predict nerves like shredded torsion springs come 5.30pm one way or another. Oh God.....

Argle

And Bank holiday dawns to find me up bright and early.

Yes, gentle reader, I have dragged myself from my pit at the time I would normally be kicking the alarm clock across the room and inventing curses.

Coffee brewed, I have laundry to do: I received a delegation from it in the early hours proposing a nuclear non-proliferation treaty. Always a bad sign.

And this afternoon?

The Play Off Finals.

I confidently predict nerves like shredded torsion springs come 5.30pm one way or another. Oh God.....