World Domination: The next phase.

The Tower is slowly but surely evolving into the place I want it to be; once it is finished, I can resume the plan to become Emperor of the Universe^TM. Provided I run the vacuum over it first, of course. Wouldn't do to rule the world from a dusty tower, after all.

I may have to bring the next phase on line earlier than anticipated. DT sans LJ has expounded a plan which involves him being elected Pope (not being a Catholic is a problem he hasn't addressed yet, but he has a fortnight or so to solve that). Upon achieving this high office, it is his intention to sell off the Vatican City in order to finance his hidden tropical island base from which he will unleash Papal Death-bots on an unsuspecting world.

Myself, I prefer a more fabian approach to world domination. I shall start by undermining the Milk Marketing Board by arranging the disappearance of all those battery powered milk floats. This will have the side benefit of increasing traffic flow and thus increase my popularity come the inevitable take over.

In the meantime, I have to hide DT's blue prints for radio-tracker rosaries. I can't have him stealing a march on me.

World Domination: The next phase.

The Tower is slowly but surely evolving into the place I want it to be; once it is finished, I can resume the plan to become Emperor of the Universe^TM. Provided I run the vacuum over it first, of course. Wouldn't do to rule the world from a dusty tower, after all.

I may have to bring the next phase on line earlier than anticipated. DT sans LJ has expounded a plan which involves him being elected Pope (not being a Catholic is a problem he hasn't addressed yet, but he has a fortnight or so to solve that). Upon achieving this high office, it is his intention to sell off the Vatican City in order to finance his hidden tropical island base from which he will unleash Papal Death-bots on an unsuspecting world.

Myself, I prefer a more fabian approach to world domination. I shall start by undermining the Milk Marketing Board by arranging the disappearance of all those battery powered milk floats. This will have the side benefit of increasing traffic flow and thus increase my popularity come the inevitable take over.

In the meantime, I have to hide DT's blue prints for radio-tracker rosaries. I can't have him stealing a march on me.