World Domination: The next phase.

[caddyman]

The Tower is slowly but surely evolving into the place I want it to be; once it is finished, I can resume the plan to become Emperor of the Universe^TM. Provided I run the vacuum over it first, of course. Wouldn't do to rule the world from a dusty tower, after all.

I may have to bring the next phase on line earlier than anticipated. DT sans LJ has expounded a plan which involves him being elected Pope (not being a Catholic is a problem he hasn't addressed yet, but he has a fortnight or so to solve that). Upon achieving this high office, it is his intention to sell off the Vatican City in order to finance his hidden tropical island base from which he will unleash Papal Death-bots on an unsuspecting world.

Myself, I prefer a more fabian approach to world domination. I shall start by undermining the Milk Marketing Board by arranging the disappearance of all those battery powered milk floats. This will have the side benefit of increasing traffic flow and thus increase my popularity come the inevitable take over.

In the meantime, I have to hide DT's blue prints for radio-tracker rosaries. I can't have him stealing a march on me.

Comments

[nattydreadi.livejournal.com]

When you are taking over the world, will you have a dental plan for your employees?

And do job roles come with an attractive uniform?

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Indeed. My minions will get fully comp health care.

I was thinking smart casual, rather than a set uniform. Though Nehru suits and black gloves will be quite acceptable.

[nattydreadi.livejournal.com]

Damn I was hoping for an Orange Boiler suit and a white construction helmet

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

That's a bit too 1990s, I'm afraid.

[nattydreadi.livejournal.com]

Call it a 'retro look' and you can get innane attractive people to be your minions, they will throw themselves in a futile manner at any secret agent who happens your way.

Remeber the first rule of TWD, do not build elaborate deathtraps

[november-girl.livejournal.com]

I think DT would make a fabulous Pope - and who knows, the Vatican might own a secret missile base already. I seem to recall they are the only country who have refused to join the UN (apparetnly they don't agree with its policies).

[mr-h-r-hughes.livejournal.com]

As a founder member of 'The Pope's Cloak Dining Club' DT is more than qualified, and once he is sworn in I will willingly kiss the papal ring.

Yes I'm lowering the tone to sub Carry-On levels and no I don't care mooohahahahaha!

[the-hooded-crow.livejournal.com]

I think DT might have hit upon something there. I'm sure he would make a convincing catholic. I'm only a little bit scared at the idea of him touring the world in the bullet-proof pope-mobile (milk float).
Then again, if your plans come to fruition at the same time, you could remedy that.

Talking of the pope - have you seen this?

Scary.