Mixed signals

Having eaten but one sandwich all day, I thought that I'd treat myself to a large Waitrose salad for tea and so I have. I shall be scoffing that a little later.

In the meantime, I found a frozen Mars Bar in the ice box bit of the fridge. I have just gnawed my way through that, satisfied that the Mars Bar has merely replaced the calories I used working up the sweat trying to chew it. Gad, but it was solid.

I have no excuse for the fully-leaded coke I have just quaffed, but anticipate a full five minutes of satisfied burping in the near future.

Mixed signals

Having eaten but one sandwich all day, I thought that I'd treat myself to a large Waitrose salad for tea and so I have. I shall be scoffing that a little later.

In the meantime, I found a frozen Mars Bar in the ice box bit of the fridge. I have just gnawed my way through that, satisfied that the Mars Bar has merely replaced the calories I used working up the sweat trying to chew it. Gad, but it was solid.

I have no excuse for the fully-leaded coke I have just quaffed, but anticipate a full five minutes of satisfied burping in the near future.

The great scon con

To compound my earlier dietary forays, I have now eaten scones¹. With butter. Maybe later I shall eat more with clotted cream and strawberry jam.

I have my Remagel tablets at the ready.


¹The ones I eat rhyme with stone, cone and phone. They're better than those that rhyme eponymously with con.

The great scon con

To compound my earlier dietary forays, I have now eaten scones¹. With butter. Maybe later I shall eat more with clotted cream and strawberry jam.

I have my Remagel tablets at the ready.


¹The ones I eat rhyme with stone, cone and phone. They're better than those that rhyme eponymously with con.