Yesterday, by which I mean Sunday (given that by the time I've finished writing this it could be tomorrow and therefore yesterday would be today, which is wrong), we retooled and remodelled the computer room up here in
The Tower. With
my shiny new chair,
ellefurtle's equally shiny chair, her desk (which outranks mine by a considerable margin), plus the new bookcase and sundry additional computers and waste paper bins, it looks somewhat different to the way it has since I moved in.
Plus it is now tidy, which is a turn up for the books, too.
So unaccustomed to the layout am I that I was momentarily taken aback upon returning home tonight to see
ellefurtle sitting at her desk rather than around the corner at the table.
We now have to add a new piece of furniture to the mix, but this time in the bedroom. We had discussed the need to have a bedside table or similar on her side of the bed, for her to keep her stuff on. She decided upon a small chest of drawers, and when I say small, I mean
small. That's no problem, it is the right height and width and has three drawers in it for strange girly stuff that is a complete mystery to me. The problem lies in other directions.
You may remember a while back I posted some pictures of the bedroom up here in
The Tower. If you don't remember, that's fine. Suffice it to say that the predominant colours are blue and white. Indeed, at the moment, the sheets on the bed are a deep, matching blue, too. This leads me to the problem.
The small chest of drawers, suitably wonky, has a pine finish to the top and sides. The drawers are, however, stained. Miss Furtle tells me that she asked for blue to match the decor of the bedroom, and having struggled heroically to get it home on the bus (not heavy, but awkwardly shaped, see), she was understandably reluctant to trail back into Finchley when it transpired that they had not given her a chest with the drawers stained blue, but a chest with the drawers stained pink. This, dear friends, is why your correspondent looked, to quote Miss Furtle directly,
askance at the said item.
Assembled and installed in its rightful place, it fills the gap precisely. Being a rather cheap item, it is functional but endearingly wonky (and I point out that Miss Furtle has displayed some not inconsiderable skill in the assembling of flat pack furniture, so I know the wonkiness to be due to the manufacturing process rather than any ineptness in the assembling). It is also
pink. If you look at it with the main room lights on, there is an unnerving 3-D effect revealed in the clash of blue and pink decor: it seems to wobble back and forth in a most disconcerting
trompe l'oeil fashion.
It will take a little getting used to.