Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Semper Buy

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 02:37 pm
caddyman: (I beg your pardon?)
It’s been one of those mornings whereby I have seriously considered the option of running away to sea, though I fear that I am probably too old and lazy to make a go of that.

The mercantile marine; it sounds like a tough life. Assaulting the shores of a foreign country or parachuting into the back of beyond and aggressively trading goods for import and export. An extension of the economy through other means: the antithesis of fair trade, perhaps.

I’m not sure that this afternoon is going to be any more fun. I’m not sure why, but a lot of people seem to have adopted me as the person to ask obscure questions about things I have no knowledge of. More to the point, they seem to be telling other people that I’m the contact point for every obscure piece of drivel they can think of, so I am spending an inordinate amount of time discussing things I’d rather someone else dealt with and only finding out after a period that it’s all been a colossal waste of time. Ah well.

Somehow this failed to make the entertainment headlines and I’ve only found out a week later. Bobby "Boris" Pickett of Monster Mash fame died on 25 April. One of the few entertainers to revel in his ‘one hit wonder’ status, he was apparently known to stand up at gigs and announce that he would sing a medley of his hit.

A Graveyard Smash

Bobby “Boris” Pickett
1938-2007


It seems that the session musicians who made up the "Crypt Kickers" for the recording included one Leon Russell. Bet most of you ain’t never heard of the bloke.

Semper Buy

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 02:37 pm
caddyman: (I beg your pardon?)
It’s been one of those mornings whereby I have seriously considered the option of running away to sea, though I fear that I am probably too old and lazy to make a go of that.

The mercantile marine; it sounds like a tough life. Assaulting the shores of a foreign country or parachuting into the back of beyond and aggressively trading goods for import and export. An extension of the economy through other means: the antithesis of fair trade, perhaps.

I’m not sure that this afternoon is going to be any more fun. I’m not sure why, but a lot of people seem to have adopted me as the person to ask obscure questions about things I have no knowledge of. More to the point, they seem to be telling other people that I’m the contact point for every obscure piece of drivel they can think of, so I am spending an inordinate amount of time discussing things I’d rather someone else dealt with and only finding out after a period that it’s all been a colossal waste of time. Ah well.

Somehow this failed to make the entertainment headlines and I’ve only found out a week later. Bobby "Boris" Pickett of Monster Mash fame died on 25 April. One of the few entertainers to revel in his ‘one hit wonder’ status, he was apparently known to stand up at gigs and announce that he would sing a medley of his hit.

A Graveyard Smash

Bobby “Boris” Pickett
1938-2007


It seems that the session musicians who made up the "Crypt Kickers" for the recording included one Leon Russell. Bet most of you ain’t never heard of the bloke.

Doomed

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 10:16 pm
caddyman: (Addams)
We are all doomed; DOOMED, I say.

Furtle is experimenting with an electronics kit designed -and I quote- for the age group "8 - 108". I suspect that it is aimed at the manual and mental dexterity of the extreme ends of that age span. Thus far we have discovered the fun that can be had with a siren, a flashing bulb and a fan. Especially the fan. After a while the blade flies off and spins around the room.

Furtle likes that.

She has taught herself the difference between circuits in series and circuits in parallel. She has wired up a thing that squeaks but isn't a siren. It is very distressing. She has the grin of a naughty five-year old and the place is turning into Dexter's Laboratory...

I have the fear.

Doomed

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007 10:16 pm
caddyman: (Addams)
We are all doomed; DOOMED, I say.

Furtle is experimenting with an electronics kit designed -and I quote- for the age group "8 - 108". I suspect that it is aimed at the manual and mental dexterity of the extreme ends of that age span. Thus far we have discovered the fun that can be had with a siren, a flashing bulb and a fan. Especially the fan. After a while the blade flies off and spins around the room.

Furtle likes that.

She has taught herself the difference between circuits in series and circuits in parallel. She has wired up a thing that squeaks but isn't a siren. It is very distressing. She has the grin of a naughty five-year old and the place is turning into Dexter's Laboratory...

I have the fear.

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