caddyman | Doing the rounds

A friend of mine has forwarded one of the emails of supposed kids' exam answers that crops up every few months. Some of the answers seem rather too knowing, but others hit the spot.

This one supposed history answer gets me every time and I don't care if it's real or not. It's funny:

Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by Rubbing two cats backward and also declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

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