McCain: "He's not nearly as old as the ancient ones. His outer shell has not yet calcified!"

[caddyman]

From The Onion News Network, found by good1zrtaken:

Cindy McCain Claims Sheâ??s â??Just Like Any Other Female Humanâ??

Comments

[sea-strands.livejournal.com]

This video self starts on my computer. It made me jump!

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

He he.

It's the only video that has ever worked on my office PC!

[phil99.livejournal.com]

Is there any chance you could lj-cut it? It fires up every time I reload my friends page and is beginning to get a tad tedious, especially at work where my volume is invariably turned right up!