Election News
Thursday, April 29th, 2010 11:58 pmI find that I may have to vote for my incumbent MP, Theresa Villiers, the Conservative candidate.
Oh why, Bryan, why? I hear you cry.
My friends, the answer is thus:
In the flier that popped through our door this very day there is, amongst the party political flim flam, the following intelligence:
Theresa Villiers:
has lived in the constituency for six years;
Has opposed the additional runway at Heathrow;
Likes cycling and cricket.
All very worthy points, I think you will agree. But here is the clincher, the reason she deserves, nay demands my vote:
Theresa Villiers has opposed EU interference with the Jammie Dodger.
I am humbled and so should you be.
Theresa Villiers! A champion amongst champions!
*wipes away tear and salutes flag*
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Date: 2010-04-30 08:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-04-30 08:56 am (UTC)Quote from a friend in HM Customs who has up until now voted Tory - 'I can't vote Tory this time round, it'd be like a turkey voting for Christmas...'
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Date: 2010-04-30 09:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-04-30 10:40 am (UTC)~pining~
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Date: 2010-05-02 02:12 am (UTC)*happy dance*
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Date: 2010-05-01 05:24 am (UTC)This makes me glum.
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Date: 2010-05-01 08:57 am (UTC)What on earth did the EU want to do to the Jammie Dodger !?!?