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Thursday, April 29th, 2010 11:58 pm
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I find that I may have to vote for my incumbent MP, Theresa Villiers, the Conservative candidate.

Oh why, Bryan, why? I hear you cry.

My friends, the answer is thus:

In the flier that popped through our door this very day there is, amongst the party political flim flam, the following intelligence:

Theresa Villiers:

has lived in the constituency for six years;

Has opposed the additional runway at Heathrow;

Likes cycling and cricket.

All very worthy points, I think you will agree. But here is the clincher, the reason she deserves, nay demands my vote:

Theresa Villiers has opposed EU interference with the Jammie Dodger.

I am humbled and so should you be.

Theresa Villiers! A champion amongst champions!

*wipes away tear and salutes flag*

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Date: 2010-04-30 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] littleonionz.livejournal.com
I think that is very fair.

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Date: 2010-04-30 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] w00hoo.livejournal.com
If you can't be strong on the vital bits, what's the point in even bothering with everything else?

Quote from a friend in HM Customs who has up until now voted Tory - 'I can't vote Tory this time round, it'd be like a turkey voting for Christmas...'

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Date: 2010-04-30 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ed-fortune.livejournal.com
Is this a bit like Hacker's sausage?

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Date: 2010-04-30 11:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
I couldn't rightly say, but any cove who defends the Jammie Dodger is a Good Egg!

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Date: 2010-04-30 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluesman.livejournal.com
Jammie Dodgers???

~pining~

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Date: 2010-05-02 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drjohnsilence.livejournal.com
They have them on the shelves in Giant stores in the DC area.

*happy dance*

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Date: 2010-05-01 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ash1977law.livejournal.com
Can't get Jammy Dodgers over here.
This makes me glum.

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Date: 2010-05-01 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fencingsculptor.livejournal.com
It comes to something when it's me that has to pose the important question here.

What on earth did the EU want to do to the Jammie Dodger !?!?

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