Scratch Card

[caddyman]

The knuckle on my big toe is itching. I don’t know why, but it is itching and no matter what gyrations I try to scratch it inside my shoe, or how much I scrunch it with my other foot, it won’t stop.

Why are itches so much more annoying than aches or minor pains? Why are the buggers so hard to get rid of?

Why is my fecking toe itching?

Arghhhh!