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Wednesday, December 8th, 2010 08:28 pm
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Are you an emerging regional power?

Are you an ambitious supervillain in the style of Auric Goldfinger?

HM Government, through its edisposals website has just the thing for you: HMS Invincible1. One careful owner, 30 years old. Several hundred thousand miles on the clock.



HMS Invincible is for sale by tender.
Laid down in 1973 at Vickers Shipbuilding, Barrow-in-Furness, she was completed in 1980.
She is currently stable for tow, subject to buyer confirmation.
Displacement - Current 17000 Tonnes
Estimated metal weight - 10000 Tonnes
Estimated metal % - 95% mild steel
Length - OA 210m, W/L 193m
Draught - Fwd 5.2m, Mid 5.8m, Aft 5.8m
Beam - Extreme 35m, Ex-walkways 32m, W/L 27.53m
Height - 46m (estimated at current draught
Engines - Removed
Generators and Pumps - Generally unserviceable or not working
For fuller information, please see the General Particulars.

Add it to your cart now: be the envy of other megalomaniacs!


1Aircraft supplied separately

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Date: 2010-12-09 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
What kind of super villain are you, that you can't design an alternative!

Honestly, these days... ;-)

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