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Thus far, I feel bound to say, The Rapture, as announced by a gentleman named Harold Camping, has been a conspicuous bore and a thunderous disappointment.

That said, there has been some fun stuff across the intarwebs, where people have been making Rapture jokes as if there were no tomorrow. My favourites include the Post-Rapture Looting Party organised for everyone to attend over of Farcebørk. I may well attend, but only if the Police have been Raptured en masse. I also like the idea of leaving carefully arranged sets of clothes around town as if their owners had been snatched out of them.

Good value.

This cartoon, however, is my particular favourite, because this is how the world will end - 


Cartoon continues here

You may have better luck than I did, but it seems that Harold Camping's radio station, Family Radio, might be the only victim/beneficiary of the Rapture. the website seems to be down. Either too many people are accessing it, or it's the first victim of the apocalypse. Or maybe all the staff have ascended and I will look even more foolish than usual in a couple of hours' time.

In the meantime, because everybody else is doing it, here's Blondie:

http://youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g

Edited to add: I just discovered that Harold Camping's middle name is Egbert. Respect.

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Date: 2011-05-21 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karinmollberg.livejournal.com
I enjoy the apocalypse almost as much as you do (claiming this, knowing nothing whatsoever of the level of yours, when it comes to entertainment, I mean ... though knowing you were once a [livejournal.com profile] the_blue_whale member definitely speaks for you ... but: I´d say, on balance, that´s the kind of mood of the day, isn´t it, though) and can´t get over how it was, after all (seems to be the case, so far ... just had myself a glorious lunch at the market square with all these french people whose attitude is, if possible, further ignorant of the acoplipse facts presented us all in good time, having a nice glass or other on the occasion, etc. than mine which isn´t saying much when it comes to that) EGBERT who first told us all what would (eventually) happen to us. Today, if I recall right. http://sf-with-bite.livejournal.com/176924.html
Must now be out for yet another drink on the occasion in my friend´s garden.
Watch your morals, as I do!

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Date: 2011-05-21 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colonel-maxim.livejournal.com
It has occurred to me that the reason that there is no Rapture action yet is because (a) God is an Englishman and (b) Time starts at Greenwich on the Meridian, it is clearly a fact that the Rapture will have to start in England. Given where I live, the Rapture might reach Lewisham last.
On the other hand, I really like this Dork Tower cartoon.
http://www.dorktower.com/2011/05/19/dork-tower-thursday-may-19/

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Date: 2011-05-21 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-h-r-hughes.livejournal.com
Good point. For all this chap is a conservative Christioan nut job apparently his lot are believers in annihilationism which seems an awful lot nicer than the usual god-botherer set-up; ceasing to be is much better than eternal torment in my opinion : )

To celebrate The Rapture we shall be eating sausages so if Leviticus was correct after all we're going to be in big trouble.

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Date: 2012-01-28 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] germayneluka.livejournal.com
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