Clueless...

[caddyman]

I doubt anyone here will have a clue, but I’ll ask anyway:

What do discerning little girls like for presents on their third birthday in this day and age?

This is not the sort of thing that a bachelor knows automatically.

Edited to add: With one honourable exception, you're a rotten lot. You know that, don't you?

Comments

[ellistar.livejournal.com]

go to early learning, they deliver and recommend by age

go for loud, permanent ink or paint, and/or high sugar and tartrazine content, all three can result in high volume, high colour noisy vomit!

again punish the parents they had them!