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Yes indeed.

With the air-conditioning working at 50% efficiency, life is naught but fun, fun, fun here in Eland House today. This was precisely what I feared and expected. An uncomfortable working environment, and no allowance being made for either the conditions or the fact that we lost a day yesterday.

Still, I get to spend a half hour or so this afternoon running a cathartic red pen through various parts of our website. We have decided that the best approach to that digital quagmire is to delete as much as possible, the majority of it being both hopelessly out of date, and impossible to find. Even Google finds it difficult to make sense of our website, but it does manage far better than the in house search engine, which is so far beyond laughable that I cannot think of an apposite word or phrase.

I am trying to have the word put around that I am dead.

If successful, I am confident that this will reduce the amount of insignificantly stupid queries I am called upon to answer by council officers who should know better, and from members of the public who should not be entrusted with a telephone.

I think that I shall arrange to win the lottery jackpot this weekend - maybe the Eurolottery with its reported £77 million roll over jackpot, although I should be quite happy with the standard lottery jackpot which will be a lower, but still comfortable number of millions.

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Date: 2005-07-29 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysharros.livejournal.com
If I provide assistance from my ball-pixies (don't ask), can I have a share? Could sorely use it around now, even if it is the meaningless Euro.

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Date: 2005-07-29 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ysharros.livejournal.com
Hey, wait a minute - someone told me you were dead! I guess that wasn't true? ;-)

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Date: 2005-07-29 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
It is true.

I am a ghost writer.

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