Pointless time passer

[caddyman]

I have decided, in my wisdom, and without reference to anyone else, that Su Doku should be banned. It is addictive, frustrating and wearisome. Especially the 'difficult' and 'fiendish' versions. It takes me long enough to sort out the 'easy' and 'mild' ones, thank you very much, and I am incapable of holding in my head the assumptions you need to make on the harder versions.

Also, when you find you have made a mistake, unless you realise immediately, you can never work out which numbers are right, and which are wrong.

Bloody hell, their crosswords are hard enough without The Times introducing these new puzzles which then get cloned across every newspaper going.

So, banned. There, it's done. Those of you still doing Su Doku puzzles are now officially outlaws.

I shall not be merciful: you have been warned.