Ooo yak (maybe it is Yak).

[caddyman]

I don't recall eating or drinking anything I shouldn't have last night. Maybe I did some sleep feasting - that would at least explain the missing pillow.

Having brushed my teeth quite vigorously twice with a very minty toothpaste, and swilled a half bottle of Listerine around my gob, there is, beneath the minty, antiseptic freshness the lingering remains of something my worst imaginings tell me must taste not entirely like a Turkish Wrestler's jockstrap.

Back to the toothpaste, me thinks. Maybe I should nip across to Waitrose and see if there is a brand even stronger of the mint before I start getting Fluke Man flashbacks...

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PS Listerine 'Original' is my preferred choice of gargle......it's a bit like slooshing yer gob out with ......actually the whole experience/taste is pretty indescribable actually...suffice to say it'll make your eyes water and might well strip the enamel from your teeth !