have it tattooed on your head? print it onto labels and perform urban voodoo in the local supermarket by rebarcoding nice things with your barcode. See what happens when they scan your champers...
I was going to suggest tattooing, but I see I have been beaten to it.
So, let's see... I suppose it could be useful for luggage tags. Or if you ever happen to commit a string of distinct criminal acts, you could leave it is your calling card. Then if they were getting close, you could pick up a hitchiker, get it passed-out drunk, surreptititously tattoo its shoulder, and drop it off in front of a police station in the wee hours. If you work it right you could even get a huge monetary reward and/or be lauded as a hero.
That's just such a predictable use for it though. I bet everyone will try it. Better go with the luggage tags.
You have inspired me! By night I shall don a cape and mask and prowl the highways and byways as the Avenging Barcode, dedicated to the removal of delinquent hitchhikers!
“Perforated Pricetags Barcode! Why didn’t you stop for that last hitchhiker?”
“Easy Lad,” chortled the masked driver of the fastest ex-Kebab van to tour the lonely highways of the land. “Once we get the three we’ve already got in the back of the van to the Barcave, we can return. He’ll still be there”.
“But how can you be so sure?” queried Swipe, the Avenging Barcode’s youthful companion, rescued from a Mom-and-Pop cornershop some years before, a tragic victim of a hostile take-over by a Supermarket giant.
“Nobody will stop for such a poorly-written sign, and nobody would want to go to Wolverhampton anyway. No, we’ll get our three new guests prepped for Tattooing, have a nice cup of tea, return for our friend back there and pick up another two before dawn. I want to present the Commissioner with a six-pack as a retirement gift”.
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Date: 2003-05-30 10:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-05-30 10:48 am (UTC)Yes Master...
Date: 2003-05-31 02:15 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-05-30 11:03 am (UTC)print it onto labels and perform urban voodoo in the local supermarket by rebarcoding nice things with your barcode.
See what happens when they scan your champers...
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Date: 2003-05-30 11:28 pm (UTC)So, let's see... I suppose it could be useful for luggage tags. Or if you ever happen to commit a string of distinct criminal acts, you could leave it is your calling card. Then if they were getting close, you could pick up a hitchiker, get it passed-out drunk, surreptititously tattoo its shoulder, and drop it off in front of a police station in the wee hours. If you work it right you could even get a huge monetary reward and/or be lauded as a hero.
That's just such a predictable use for it though. I bet everyone will try it. Better go with the luggage tags.
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Date: 2003-05-31 03:24 am (UTC)You have inspired me! By night I shall don a cape and mask and prowl the highways and byways as the Avenging Barcode, dedicated to the removal of delinquent hitchhikers!
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Date: 2003-05-31 12:43 pm (UTC)“Easy Lad,” chortled the masked driver of the fastest ex-Kebab van to tour the lonely highways of the land. “Once we get the three we’ve already got in the back of the van to the Barcave, we can return. He’ll still be there”.
“But how can you be so sure?” queried Swipe, the Avenging Barcode’s youthful companion, rescued from a Mom-and-Pop cornershop some years before, a tragic victim of a hostile take-over by a Supermarket giant.
“Nobody will stop for such a poorly-written sign, and nobody would want to go to Wolverhampton anyway. No, we’ll get our three new guests prepped for Tattooing, have a nice cup of tea, return for our friend back there and pick up another two before dawn. I want to present the Commissioner with a six-pack as a retirement gift”.
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Date: 2003-05-31 01:20 pm (UTC)