I want to go back to bed

[caddyman]

Today’s weather has achieved perfection. This is not to say that it is good weather, or that I would want to wander around basking in tee shirt and shorts¹. It is not warm. Equally, it has been colder, wetter, foggier and such. But nonetheless, the weather is perfect of its type.

The chilly/damp balance has achieved equilibrium: with no discernible breeze, the atmosphere has managed to produce the clammy coolness that infiltrates the pores of your skin and then clutches the bones, fingers into the marrow. Normal winter clothing does not keep you warm on days like this.

¹Let’s face it, no one wants that.

Comments

[ash1977law.livejournal.com]

Set fire to things, preferably thing that you don't mind burning.
It helps if those things that are on fire are close enough to keep you warm... so I'd advise only setting fire to Jamie Oliver if he is nearby.

[irdm.livejournal.com]

All adult males should require a licence issued by a jury in order to wear "non-full length" trousers