Storm Warning

[caddyman]

I have received at this late hour, a phone call from a person who shall remain nameless (!) who has been out on the bottle with her friends. Since far too early o'clock.

I have moved all breakables to a safe location and battened down the hatches; sometime in the next hour or so, a very out of focus hurricane will be arriving in a cloud of wine-derived alcohol vapour.

I have the fear.

Comments

[ysharros.livejournal.com]

Furl the mainsail!

And make her drink lots of water.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Good call even at the best of times!

[caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com]

Where "The Fear" means "The Expectation of Sozzled Snogging"

I have no sympathy :o)

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Rotter.

[binidj.livejournal.com]

"I have moved all breakables to a safe location"

I still fully expect a tale of woe tomorrow involving broken Daleks and a cheese-related incident.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Bin, you taunt me with the horror.

Desist pray, in the name of humanity!

[binidj.livejournal.com]

Sorry old chap.

I'm right though.

[bluesman.livejournal.com]

It's nice, though, that you're the first thing she thinks of when sloshed.