Oh Dear God...
Tuesday, June 17th, 2003 11:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caddymanI have just created the perfect anti-soup.
Having been sleeping badly this week past on account of a combibnation of too much caffeine and too high temperatures, I decided to do without anything to drink tonight. Except that I got thirsty - and a little hungry.
So, thinks I. I have the fixings for a basic soup.
Do not follow this recipe. Ever. If you accidentally do, gamma ray it then corral into a sealed container, bribe Greenpeace and then have someone drop it in the Marianas Trench.
10 fl. oz mug (heat retaining).
A reasonable amount of Worcester Sauce.
A reasonable amount of crushed garlic.
Alphabet pasta to what ought to be taste.
Half a veggie cube (crumbled).
Top up with boiling water.
Allow to brew for 10 mins.
Stir.
Look at expectantly.
Follow advice above recipe.
I'm going to make a coffee now after all. Then maybe lick the wall, floor, anything to get this stuff off my tongue....
Having been sleeping badly this week past on account of a combibnation of too much caffeine and too high temperatures, I decided to do without anything to drink tonight. Except that I got thirsty - and a little hungry.
So, thinks I. I have the fixings for a basic soup.
Do not follow this recipe. Ever. If you accidentally do, gamma ray it then corral into a sealed container, bribe Greenpeace and then have someone drop it in the Marianas Trench.
10 fl. oz mug (heat retaining).
A reasonable amount of Worcester Sauce.
A reasonable amount of crushed garlic.
Alphabet pasta to what ought to be taste.
Half a veggie cube (crumbled).
Top up with boiling water.
Allow to brew for 10 mins.
Stir.
Look at expectantly.
Follow advice above recipe.
I'm going to make a coffee now after all. Then maybe lick the wall, floor, anything to get this stuff off my tongue....
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Date: 2003-06-18 01:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-06-18 02:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-06-18 02:44 am (UTC)It seemed like a good idea at the time. I mean I like all thge ingredients, so how bad could it be?
Anyway, someone has to discover these things and then warn humanity!
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Date: 2003-06-18 02:46 am (UTC)I wasn't kast night and hence....
Soup 101
Date: 2003-06-18 04:28 am (UTC)Courgettes
Onion
carrots
herbs & seasoning
stock
chop veg; stick everything in pan, simmer for 1/2 hour. liquidise 1/2 the soup if you like & return to pan to heat for another 10 mins or so.
Delicious hot or cold, keeps for about 4-7 days, healthy and fat free.
Re: Soup 101
Date: 2003-06-18 04:32 am (UTC)Actually, I can do a soup if I'm bothered to put the effort into it. Last night's disaster was as much to do with lazy corner cutting than anything else...