Oh Dear God...

Tuesday, June 17th, 2003 11:44 pm
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I have just created the perfect anti-soup.

Having been sleeping badly this week past on account of a combibnation of too much caffeine and too high temperatures, I decided to do without anything to drink tonight. Except that I got thirsty - and a little hungry.

So, thinks I. I have the fixings for a basic soup.

Do not follow this recipe. Ever. If you accidentally do, gamma ray it then corral into a sealed container, bribe Greenpeace and then have someone drop it in the Marianas Trench.

10 fl. oz mug (heat retaining).
A reasonable amount of Worcester Sauce.
A reasonable amount of crushed garlic.
Alphabet pasta to what ought to be taste.
Half a veggie cube (crumbled).
Top up with boiling water.

Allow to brew for 10 mins.
Stir.

Look at expectantly.

Follow advice above recipe.

I'm going to make a coffee now after all. Then maybe lick the wall, floor, anything to get this stuff off my tongue....

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Date: 2003-06-18 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
No.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. I mean I like all thge ingredients, so how bad could it be?

Anyway, someone has to discover these things and then warn humanity!

Soup 101

Date: 2003-06-18 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forbinproject.livejournal.com
Tinned chopped Tomatoes
Courgettes
Onion
carrots
herbs & seasoning
stock

chop veg; stick everything in pan, simmer for 1/2 hour. liquidise 1/2 the soup if you like & return to pan to heat for another 10 mins or so.

Delicious hot or cold, keeps for about 4-7 days, healthy and fat free.

Re: Soup 101

Date: 2003-06-18 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caddyman.livejournal.com
Ah, now that has potential...

Actually, I can do a soup if I'm bothered to put the effort into it. Last night's disaster was as much to do with lazy corner cutting than anything else...

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