For the record
Thursday, June 8th, 2006 10:28 amVegetables are crunchy, green squeaky things that stick in your teeth and taste like poo.
Eating them pureed and boiled to death with lots of other flavours thrown in top is the only feasible way to consume them.
Except broccoli. Broccoli is the best vegetable on the planet and it has an IQ of 10, which is pretty good if you are a vegetable. Peas are nice, too. But they are stupid.
Don't get me started on the intellectual level of spuds; they ain't called 'humble' for nothing.
Eating them pureed and boiled to death with lots of other flavours thrown in top is the only feasible way to consume them.
Except broccoli. Broccoli is the best vegetable on the planet and it has an IQ of 10, which is pretty good if you are a vegetable. Peas are nice, too. But they are stupid.
Don't get me started on the intellectual level of spuds; they ain't called 'humble' for nothing.
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Date: 2006-06-08 10:28 am (UTC)Can eat them, she can't bear the sight of them.
Also, she can't stand 'bits' in food products.
That means that a scone with sultanas in is untouchable. A fruit cake (don't tempt me !) with 'bits' in is also un palatable.
...you'd think there were enough crazies in my family without marrying more of them.
Your are right about broccoli though.....It's Vunderbar !