A number of images

[caddyman]

I have been a few places over the past couple of weeks and each time have managed to take a single photograph of merit.

Firstly we see a detailed portrait of the finest aspects of that splendidly odd fellow, sack_boy. He is firmly of the belief that a camera will steal his soul, but is less worried if it steals the soul of his hand:





This impressive specimen is in fact not Father Jack, being instead one M Cobbet Esq. It's all really rather worrying.





Finally, in a more frightning development, it appears that evil_chalkie and maleghast may well be clones:





Quite why I can't take an ordinary picture of someone is beyond me.

A proper update tomorrow, methinks....

Comments

[nyarbaggytep.livejournal.com]

That third photo is genius!

[averylaterabbit.livejournal.com]

Your pictures imply to me, that you seem to know many of what we like to call in the trade as "Special People".

I have a similar camera, one that incorporates that unique technology shared by passport photo-booths. You know what I mean.

Where as most cameras use a process of gizmos and stuff, ours infact contain a small gremilin with a tiny easel and the sole pupose of these gremlins is to paint a picture of what any person would look like if they were a total dickhead complete moron.

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Being a bloke I have never been one to read the instructifications of any gadget I buy; I am of course hardwired to know immediately how the basic function works and am able to divine quite rapidly all the other additional functions after a short period of trial and error.

There was a symbol on the viewfinder that I didn't understand and which defied all standard interpretation. Reluctantly, I opened the manual and sought out this symbol.

Imagine my horror on finding that I had the camera set to reveal the inner dweeb of my subject...

[sack-boy.livejournal.com]

I was more concerned about my visage damaging the sensitive and delicate component of your new shiny digi-cam.

[ellefurtle.livejournal.com]

So: who is going to read sackboy's palm then?

[averylaterabbit.livejournal.com]

His lifeline appears to go all the way to under his braclet.

This shows he will live a healthy life for many years until that unfortunate day under a bridge...

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I warned him about them Trolls, but would he listen?

[sack-boy.livejournal.com]

Trolls? Trolls under bridges are the bestest ones. One is my standby character at a certain LRP system, lives in a sack hence the LJ monicker ;o)

[bluesman.livejournal.com]

I find I must disagree with hekai. evil_chalkie and maleghast look like two fine, upstanding humans to me. Oh bugger, I left my glasses at home...