Speechless

[caddyman]

Can the End Times be far away?.

Watch out for the Four Horsemen¹; bureaucracy is on the march.


¹Provided they can obtain the necessary permits.

Comments

[ladkyis.livejournal.com]

See! this assumes that someone with a nut allergy will just eat anything put in front of them - but you know this, that's why you showed us... I'll shut up now.

[sack-boy.livejournal.com]

Do they also have to carry out a risk assessment for filling in the risk assessment? Paper cuts are a serious issue.

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

The Apocalypse Risk Assessment


Name: Pestilence Mode of Transport: Horse
Name: War Mode of Transport: Horse
Name: Famine Mode of Transport: Horse
Name: Death Mode of Transport: Horse

Health and Safety Statutory Guidance is not specific on more general issues of War, Pestilence Famine and Death, and it is possible that Employment law might offer a more effective ‘lever’ in that there is an obligation for the employer to protect staff from the potential hazards presented by War, Pestilence Famine and Death while at work.

There is however extensive guidance in relation to Equine Law.

www.Horselegal.co.uk brings together legal specialists who can assist with most equestrian issues; the buying and selling of stables or grazing land, or a personal injury claim, where you have been injured by a horse belonging to one of the ‘Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse’ or where one of the ‘Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse’ and/or your horse have been injured in an incident such as a road traffic accident.

Since direct action against the ‘Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse’ could contravene the ‘Human rights’ of the ‘Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse’, a more effective means is to restrict equine access to our civilisation.

A simple solution therefore would be to seek planning permission to install ‘Cattle Grids’.

You can buy cattle grids at http://www.cattlegrids.com/

If you twist your ankle on a Cattle Grid installed to stop the ‘Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse’ you can contact www.national-accident.co.uk who will put you in touch with a specialist personal injury solicitor in your area who will make sure you receive maximum compensation.

Full details of Kate Barker’s the final report of her independent Review of Land Use Planning and the proposed Simplification of the Planning System announced today can be view on the CLG Website www.communities.gov.uk This will make it easier to install Cattle Grids…..maybe...

Kind regards

Paul
A Better Regulation Unit
Somewhere in Whitehall
“Busting Bureaucracy’s ass” (Sort of)

[bluesman.livejournal.com]

Sir, you have just fallen several thousand points in my estimation. I think we need to regulate you!

(written in a government office somewhere in a cloud of smog and bureaucratic pettifogging piffle)

[fencingsculptor.livejournal.com]

Oh hang on I have a complaint form for that somewhere round here......

or Maybe we should just refer the matter to the European Union..... They'll sort it out ...

;o)

[davidt3001.livejournal.com]

I'm just smiling indulgently at the use of "bureaucracy gone mad" in a direct quote.