Top Gear

[caddyman]

This is a brazen plea for money.

Money by the truck load. Oodles of Golden Splonders heaped with cheques made out to cash.

I need probably around £60,000 - best make it £80,000 to be safe.

I want one of those Bugger-Thrust Cadillacs they showed on tonight's Top Gear.

I'll let you drive it.

Honest.

Update

This is what your generous donations will buy me:

Bugger Thrust 1

Bugger Thrust 2

Comments

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I'm considering having Clapham bulldozed and properly tarmaced to make a fitting drag to take mine down when it arrives.

having Clapham bulldozed...

[sexbat.livejournal.com]

must resist ... temptation too hard ... must pull broadband cable from wall before it is too late... mmmmmmmph ... South London...

Re: having Clapham bulldozed...

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's because you're a Londoner, Guv?