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[caddyman]

Having spent the morning unable to move on account of having to wait for Parcel Farce, the armchairs have now arrived, are assembled and have been sat on to test them out. For the moment there are great wads of cardboard and stuff in the living room waiting to be tidied up, but that can all wait until I have a) cooled down, b) dried off, and c) finished my can of coke.

I had thought that today was nice and cool and so it is. It is also humid as all Hell again, so assembly of the armchairs has left me in urgent need of a shower.

Furtle is on a train headed toward Derby and won't be back until late tomorrow afternoon. I must think of ways of entertaining myself.