It amused me, anyway:
Two nuns are riding their bicycles down the back streets of The Vatican. The first nun leans over to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."
The second nun whispers, "It's the cobblestones. Aren’t they wonderful?"
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Date: 2007-07-20 01:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-07-20 01:41 pm (UTC)Definition of suspicious - Nuns doing press-ups in a cucumber patch.
or indeed (but only works when spoken)
- show him you're cross
- you naughty, naughty vampire.
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Date: 2007-07-20 02:16 pm (UTC)3 Nuns killed by accident are given a second chance to go back to earth: 1 wants to go back as Mother Theresa to do good works. The second, after some thought thinks she would like to live a normal, but religious life as a catholic housewife as she has done the nun thing. The third, much younger and Italian wants to be reincarnated as Sarah Pippeleeny.
St Peter looks at her blankly, so she pulls a newspaper clipping out of her robes and hands it to him. The headline says "Sahara Pipeline laid by 1,000 men in 3 months."
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Date: 2007-07-20 02:38 pm (UTC)Very good,
Not one I've heard before though.
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Date: 2007-07-20 08:33 pm (UTC)