Khazi Konunundrum
Friday, August 10th, 2007 03:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
caddymanToilet tissue dispensers are the work of the Devil and that is that. No-one knows how to load them properly and you end up with the closest available sheet of tissue stuck about 1/16” further inside than your fingers can comfortably reach. This means that you have to perform contortions that a normal human being is not designed for in the best of circumstances, when you are not in the best of circumstances.
The damned things are virtually indestructible too, so prising them open, or off the cubicle wall is not generally an option and if it was, you just know that the entire kit and keboodle would skitter across the tiled floor into another cubicle, stopping just 1/16” further inside than you could comfortably reach even in the best of circumstances.
And so the spiral continues downwards until there can be no happy outcome.
The damned things are virtually indestructible too, so prising them open, or off the cubicle wall is not generally an option and if it was, you just know that the entire kit and keboodle would skitter across the tiled floor into another cubicle, stopping just 1/16” further inside than you could comfortably reach even in the best of circumstances.
And so the spiral continues downwards until there can be no happy outcome.