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[caddyman]

Well slap me with a haddock, but it's a grand day.

The sun is shining, there's barely a breeze, but the temperature (so far) is tolerable. And more importantly, my clothes are as dry as when I grabbed them from the wardrobe.

There is justa hint of sheen on my foreheat as I type - but that's acceptably film noir whereas the torrents pouring from my brow in days gone by wasn't.

And more to the point, I may just be able to get my electric shears to work tonight without them scudding off the soggy bumfluff that is the sad remains of the hair on my pate.

So tomorrow, head like dandelion clock no more.

The East London Biffa look will be back. Yay me and my shiny scalp.

Nartimean, Guvnor?

Comments

[anubisgrrl.livejournal.com]

You best be wary. If your head sports dandelion fluff, the temptation to blow on it and make a wish is bound to overcome someone somewhere soon.

Cue the wicked teeheeing...

[caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com]

In the recent heatwave it may be a cunning ploy to get people to blow on his head...

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

I say...

[pauln.livejournal.com]

One hoped and thought that sir would have learned not to make that idle request by now.

http://www.stephenson-fish.co.uk/fish/fresh_fish.html

[caddyman.livejournal.com]

Mmmm....

Piscalicious...